Monday, January 31, 2011

My Identity. ( What do you mean I am a Chicano?! )

 Last semester i took a Chicano/a Studies Class at the college i attend. I heard a lot of good things about the prof. who teaches it. After i registered for the class my wife told me that i better not get all Mexican. i was like whatever. What exactly does that mean anyway? To get all Mexican. Did she think i was going to start raising chickens in the backyard? Start sporting some boots and a cowboy hat? Or maybe just throw up a big sticker or the Virgin Mary on the back of my truck? Yo no se.

 Needless to say i have not gotten all Mexican like she feared. But i did discover something about who i am. I discovered my Identity! You see i have struggled with my identity my whole life. ( And i am not talking on a sexual level either you morons) I was born in California, raised in the O.C. my entire life. My father came here from Mexico when he was 7 yrs old. My mom is 2nd generation born here from Mexico. My parents never taught me Spanish. The only time they spoke it was when then did not want us kids to hear what they were saying.
 So i grew up in a mostly white neighborhood. Most of my friends in H.S. were white. We were a pretty close group of friends always getting into some trouble of some kind. But i was always labeled the "Crazy Mexican" and that kind messed me up in the head. You see if i go down to Mexico, i am not considered Mexican. i am a pocho which is spoiled fruit. i did not mind it when my friends labeled me, but what hurt was when the adults and parents labeled me. As adults they should have known better, but whatever i guess i was that "Crazy Mexican" i constantly drank their alcohol and made out with their daughters. An even trade don't you think?
 EL CALIFORNIO: No i did not just misspell California ( remember people i am a Chicano so i will be using a few Spanish and some Spanglish here and there. Sometimes i will explain those words to you and sometimes i wont. If i dont give a definition, to the Spanish i dont want you to try to google or thumb trough your spanish/english dictionary from H.S., no instead get your ass up and go find a Mexican we are everywhere. We watch your kids, cut your grass, sell you grass, clean up after you, make your food, But watch out, we also marry your daughters, do your taxes, defend you in court, stitch you back together and prescribe you the good stuff. Yes the brown people are on the rise. Sorry A.D.D. moment there what i am trying to say is go ask a Mexican.) (Speaking of Ask a Mexican great book by Gustavo Arellano What up hommie hope you found my blog. no need to thank me for the plug but if you must send cash no checks please.)
Okie dokie El Californio is the prof. who taught the Chicano/a Studies Class. We shall refer to him as El Califa for short. CALIFORNIO is a Spanish word to describe a person that was born in California when California was still Mexico. No mensos and mensas he is not that old but he is like 4th or like 7th generation born here in California. i call him that out of much respect. When he passes if his children do not put EL CALIFORNIO on his tombstone, i will spray it on for him.
i noticed that El Califa really liked us the phrase "si se puede" which means "yes we can" which was President Obama's campaign slogan. So my first impression was "great another Mexican supporter of President Obama, man i do not want this class to be full of politics." Little did I know that "SI SE PUEDE" was the phrase used by Cesar Chavez during his struggle to unite the farm workers and fought for their rights.
You ask what is Chicano/a? Chicano/a is anyone born here in America with ancestry to Mexico. But it is more than that. Imagine a blank piece of white paper, now with a black marker write MEXICAN on it, now on top the exact same place where the letters you just wrote write AMERICAN, so that the two over lap. Chicano/a is being American, and being Mexican at the same time it is messing the two together so there is only one.
Here is another example, take lowrider cars and the culture they have created. Now google lowriders in Japan. You are going to be surprised to see them mimicking that exact culture craze there that we see here. Now why is that? Chicanos or Mexicans whatever, started and perfercted lowriders but they did here in America not in Mexico. So you see the craze of it in Japan the allure of it is Lowriders are American as apple pie and the Mexicans who picked those apples.
Sincerely
El 


 

Friday, January 28, 2011

Intro to my blog. (Relax People and Don't Take It Too Seriously)

 Alright first of all I am writing this blog anomalously, though some of you I may have invited to my blogspot, please keep my anonymity. My main reason for writing this blog is for your entertainment. WARNING! I will be exercising my right to free speech! I encourage all of you reading my blog to do the same with any responses you have to my post. I welcome all comments and remarks. However I am not writing my blog to be politically correct or even sensitive. You may see my sensitive side in some of my post, in which I hope to bring tears to your eyes. But mainly I wish and pray I will make you laugh so hard you will piss (my Wife hates it when I use that word) or rather tinkle in your panties. So be careful not to read my blog when you have diarrhea , cause you just might shit yourself. I wont pay for your dry cleaning, my Wife has me on a limited allowance. Yes us homemakers are way underpaid. ( My Wife and I have agreed to switch traditional roles, she is the bread winner and i am the the house husband and stay @ home dad.) I consider myself a trophy husband.(those of you who know my identity STOP LAUGHING!
 DISCLAIMER! Again to those of you who know my identity, i probably consider you friends and family and because you are in my life you may find me writing about you in my blog. i will never give away YOUR TRUE IDENTITY and write your real names. This blog is all about laughter. If you cant laugh at yourself, laugh at someone else! Oh if you dont want me writing about, dont to stupid Shit that i think others would find amusing.
UNO MAS DISCLAIMER! When I talk about Jesus i am not referring to Jesus (hay-zoos) that you would find down at Home Depot, rather the one that should be in all of our hearts.
Jesus and i are for sure hommies, and i try to follow his example daily, sometimes i may stumble but i get back up. Some of you might find the need to judge me for the content and occasional slip of foul or fowl language. Go ahead and judge me, but it will hold no merit to me. The only one i give the right to judge me, is my Wife. She married me and gave birth to our beautiful 2 children, and puts up with on a daily basis. God is the only one that has final judgment over me, and i am pretty sure he has a good sense of humor. Now for all the bible thumpers reading this i know the bible says let all that comes out of your mouth be of good nature to build one another up and not tare down.... the loop hole is it says nothing about what flows from your finger tips. So until there is a revision... LIGHTEN UP PEOPLE AND LAUGH!!!!
sincerely yours
EL